Sunday, August 10, 2008

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A REDNECK..

When you go to your county fair, and when you purchase the tickets for the demolition derby, you are totally unaware of the 'red-neck Olympics' that will be going on in between heats, (but in the back of your mind, know they will be there, and you plan on enjoying them) :-) So yeah, our fair has been going on for the past week, and we have had some good times with friends at the fair this year. But alas, no pictures, cause my memory card is full, and Wal-Mart is to far of a drive on today's gas prices to go more than the twice a month shopping excursions. So last night we decided to take the kids and go to the demolition derby. It was very fun, and during the heats we had the 'red neck' Olympics, yes, I could have definitely done without them but they were a belching contest, armpit farts, toilet seat horseshoes, and tire rim frisbee. All very enjoyable, LOL (not really!). And we also had the rock crawl. Our good friend Tim (oh, I mean Lloyd Christmas)took his van over it again this year, he did it 2 years ago, talk about "everybody dies famous in a small town"!, he has been on Youtube, and all over the Internet, his pictures and been in the paper, and so on, all for taking his van over the rock crawl, my opinion is he has a death wish or something. But I love him! And he made it safely over it again this year, twice in fact! So anyways back to my redneck story. The winner of the rock crawl, a jacked-up Toyota pick up with huge tires, won with 3.1 seconds, anyways he went over it like 4 times, with the final time being his winning time, and on his winning crawl he was flying over and beer cans and a bag of potatoes flew out of his bed!!! We were laughing at him so hard...damn redneck!
So the demolition derby was the high light of our weekend, and we had a blast, but I always leave feeling more redneck than before:-)

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